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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4790 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 1992 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Potions Brewed: | 164 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 931 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉