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Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mines Excavated:	2547	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Votes:	5622	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7203	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	7591	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7339	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	80	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!