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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8274 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 45 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
