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LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Farms Harvested:	803
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI tutorials, collaborating, Educational, Gaming, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, NeuroSwarm, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	2482
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

PegCraft: Minecraft Server

Amazon position, anal play, BDSM, beginner friendly, collars, Communication, Dominant, Domination, experimentation, femdom, kink, Minecraft, PegCraft, pegging, Pleasure, restraints, role-play, Server, sex tips, strap-on, Submission, submissive, Whips

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and adventurous as your bedroom antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you and your partner to explore all your pegging and femdom fantasies!

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build your own dungeon complete with collars, whips, and restraints. Take on the Amazon position with your fellow players and see who can dominate the virtual world.

Our community of experienced players is here to offer tips and tricks on how to spice up your gameplay and take your pegging skills to the next level. So come on, baby boy, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more kinky!

CraftyHomelessFriends

Best Friend, brotherhood, bullying, condition, CraftyHomelessFriends, family, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, health decline, high school, History, homelessness, job loss, medical bills, offer, RAGE, Rent, savings, Support, Trauma

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those who have been wronged by high school bullies and their loser fiancés!

Join us and unleash your inner rage in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and take out your frustrations on pixelated enemies.

We have a strict “no bullies allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any mean girls spreading lies about you here.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for holding onto that high school trauma – in fact, we encourage it! Let it fuel your creativity and passion for revenge as you craft your way to victory.

So come on in and let off some steam, because on this server, the only thing getting destroyed is your past demons. Join now and show that fiancé who’s boss!

BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, BlockyBosses, boss from hell, career move, Confrontation, final straw, Goodbye, job satisfaction, Last Day, leaving on my terms, Minecraft, moving on, professional boundaries, Quitting, resignation, Server, standing up for myself, toxic workplace, unprofessional behavior, workplace conflict, workplace drama

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

concealed feelings, Confessions, confidential information, covert confessions, CraftyConfessions, deep secrets., forbidden thoughts, hidden desires, hidden emotions, hidden truths, innermost feelings, intimate details, personal revelations, private matters, private thoughts, Secrets, sensitive topics, taboo topics, undisclosed information., unspoken truths, untold stories

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	534197
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!