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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2702 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).