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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 7850 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!