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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9907 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5878 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
