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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, anticipation, destiny, eerie premonitions, fate, fear of the unknown, foreboding, future outcomes, impending doom., impending fate, knowing the future, mysterious events, MysticCraft, ominous signs, premonition, Prophecy, Realms, supernatural predictions, Suspense, uncertain future, uncertainty, unknown consequences

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4449
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Lol, bro, if you don’t join this Minecraft server, you’re gonna be stuck in a world where pigs fly and creepers give hugs.

>do you know what’s going to happen to you now?

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

Don’t be a noob, join now and witness the epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous way possible.

Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	149
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Farms Harvested:	893	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4526
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ores Mined:	5556	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ores Mined:	6523
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!