minecraft roasting – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

EatCraft: No Control Zone
body image, body positivity, colorguard, control, Dance, EatCraft, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, marching band, parenting, performance improvement, physical activity, teenage activities, teenage diet, teenage growth, Teenage Health, teenage metabolism, teenage nutrition, weight loss, weight management, weight monitoring, Zone
Are you tired of judgmental grandmas accusing you of being a lazy parent? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate kids losing weight by dancing and spinning equipment! Our colorguard team is so lit, you’ll be dropping pounds faster than you can say “burger and pizza diet”. Plus, our marching band in the fall will have you marching to the beat of your own drumstick. Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent, join us and let your kids spin their way to a healthier lifestyle (without sacrificing the occasional cookie or soda, of course). Come join the fun and leave the haters behind!

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Geinigdomein
Anarchy, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked-friendly, Creative, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Currency, Economy, java, Mining, Ore boxes, Paper, Raid, Resources, Sandbox, smp, Stronger, Survival, Tools, Trade
Welcome to geinigdomein.nl! The ultimate 1.19.2+ cross-platform Minecraft server.
Features:
Cross-platform for Java and Bedrock players. Cracked-friendly, no premium account needed. Smooth performance powered by Paper. A welcoming and active community.
Gamemodes:
Survival (SMP): A pseudo-anarchy world where you can build, raid, and survive however you want. Sandbox: Creative mode in an endless flat world, perfect for limitless building. Mining: Mine ore boxes, trade resources for currency, and upgrade your tools to grow stronger.
geinigdomein.nl

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LittleDigPlanet

Afk, Chat, Community, Creative, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Grief, Legacy, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Minecraft, Players, Plugin, Protection, Redstone, rules, Server, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Moderators	No ranks or moderator positions
Map Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Player Count	Average of 8-12 players online at peak times
Render View Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: What is the age requirement to join?

A: Players must be 25 years or older.

Q: Are there moderators on the server?

A: No, there are no ranks or moderator positions. The server is run independently by the owners.

Q: Is there a map reset schedule?

A: The current map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update. There is no set schedule for map resets.

Q: Are there any area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no area claim plugins used on the server.

Q: What is the player count on the server?

A: The server typically has 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off. Villagers still work for trading and block editing.

Q: What are the other plugins used on the server?

A: The server uses DynMap, DiscordSVR for in-game chat integration with Discord, and plugins for grief protection and chat functionality (including text color changes).

Q: How can I connect with other players outside of the game?

A: The server has a Discord server where players can chat and interact with one another.

Craft Brew Haven 1.20
Brew, Cappuccino, choco milky, Chocolate milk, coffee, Craft, favorite beverage, favorite drink, frappuccino, Haven, hot chocolate, iced coffee, iced tea, Juice, latte, lemonade, milk, milkshake, MOCHA, smoothie, Soda, tea, Water
Join our epic Minecraft server and you can have all the choco milky you want! Yes, you heard me right, unlimited choco milky for all players!
But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts. Who wouldn’t want to see that in action?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and creepers bust out some sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, did I mention the choco milky?

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Mom’s Game Night Out – Sorry Sis!
adores, babysitting rules, Canceled, college football playoff, dad passed, Dogs, fireworks, first kid, football game, Game, German shepherds, mom, moms, neighbor, new years, night, Overnight, season ticket holders, Sis, sister, Son, turnaround trip, Vegas, Wife
Are you tired of family drama ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and the creepers! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world, free from annoying siblings and overbearing parents.
With endless possibilities for creativity and adventure, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?
So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way to happiness – no family drama allowed!

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CraftyPretender
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Are you secretly obsessed with building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Do you spend hours pretending you’re not into Minecraft, but deep down you know you can’t resist the urge to join a hilarious and chaotic server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a never-ending supply of virtual cake (because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a pet creeper that won’t explode? You got it. Want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? Consider it done.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to virtual cake, in which case, we can’t help you).

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Slow Spin Radio Fun
anomaly, astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, data analysis, DISCOVER, discovery, Exist, Fun, Mystery, observations, Phenomenon, Puzzling Discovery, Radio, radio astronomy, Radio Source, research, Science, Scientific community, Slow, Slow-Spinning, Space, SPIN, Universe
hey u, yes u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a slow-spinnin radio source dat shouldn’t even exist in dis universe, but hey, it does!
im talkin bout crazy builds dat defy gravity, mobs dat dance instead of attack, and secret treasure chests hidden in da most unexpected places.
u wanna know how dis server came to be? well lemme tell ya, it all started when a group of astronauts crash-landed on a mysterious planet made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. dey had to survive by buildin shelters outta glowstone and fightin off creepers with enchanted swords.
so if u wanna experience da thrill of explorin a world dat defies all logic and reason, den come join us on dis wacky minecraft server. who knows what adventures await u in dis strange and wonderful place!

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What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?
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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a popular YouTuber and member of the FaZe Clan. He is well-known for his entertaining gaming content, often featuring Call of Duty and other popular video games. Jev has amassed a sizable following on social media and YouTube, with his humor and skillful gameplay contributing to his success in the gaming community.

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Revelation Networks
Cross-Play, Factions, Roleplay, Survival
Revelation Networks – A Christian survival Minecraft server We are a growing community of Christian Minecraft players. Everybody is welcome though the server is Christian oriented, Every Christian is welcome! Orthodox, Catholic, Protestant and other! We are on version 1.21.3 (With viaversion you can connect from later versions) and we have geyser for bedrock/java crossplay. You are welcome to join our discord to see when we are hosting! God bless you.
christusrevelation.xyz

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Kingdoms Network
Balanced Economy, Bedrock compatibility, Brazilian server, Chat Events, Cities System, clan system, Drink System, Economy, Functional Skills, Item Production, java compatibility, job system, Map, MCMMO, nation, Ping, PvP, Skill System, Store, Support, Survival, Tips, Towny, Trade
Cities System, create your city, choose a nation and try to dominate the server! Compatibility with Bedrock and Java! Balanced economy! Earn money in a fair and practical way! Item production system! Produce resources daily 100% automatically in your city! Functional skill system with full progression! Job system linked to skills! Clan system! Create clans with your friends from other cities! 100% functional map, see your city from above, along with the rest of the world! Chat events all day long! Create your own store and trade with other players! Drink system! Make your tavern and have fun with your friends! 100% Brazilian ping for more fluid gameplay Tips and support spread throughout the server
kingdoms.network:10086

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