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TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Animals Bred:	103	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	112	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crops Grown:	9790
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6960	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Emeralds Found:	3724
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Animals Bred:	160

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	4059	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.