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Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	515972	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	348496
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9748	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7398
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7873	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Animals Bred:	125	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8739
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!