BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes | Enjoy a fair gaming experience without any pay-to-win elements. |
| Player ran economy | Participate in a player-driven economy within the server. |
| Teams | Join or create teams to collaborate with other players. |
| Active owners | Engage with dedicated and active server owners. |
| 100% survival | Experience survival gameplay without any creative mode. |
| Whitelisted Mc and Discord server | Access the server and Discord community through whitelisting. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| In-game voice chat | Communicate with other players via in-game voice chat. |
| Cooperative looting system | Enjoy a cooperative looting system with separate loot chests. |
| Cosmetic trinkets | Personalize your character with cosmetic trinkets. |
| New bosses and storyline | Encounter new bosses and delve into an expansive storyline. |
| Skill and class system | Choose your skills and class to customize your gameplay. |
| Cooking mods | Explore a variety of cooking mods for culinary adventures. |
Players have already made progress on the server, which is approximately a month old. Minimum of 6 GB RAM is required to play the current modpack.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who make mid 6 figures in diamonds and emeralds, so you’ll fit right in with your lavish lifestyle. And don’t worry about arguments over money with your spouse – on our server, the only currency is pure fun!
So ditch the boring Hyundai and Honda servers and join us for a wild ride of opulence and extravagance. Who needs a downpayment on a house when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Come join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player approaches you and asks if they can drink beer from your virtual tits. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! And if that’s not enough, there’s a chance you might run into a player who looks and behaves exactly like you – talk about a glitch in the matrix!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the epic tale of a friendship turned awkward when one player confesses their love, only to be rejected and then ask to touch virtual boobs. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!
