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Blocky Battle Royale: Civil War Edition

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the left and right are gearing up for an epic civil war showdown!

Choose your side wisely as you navigate through treacherous battlegrounds filled with political debates and intense PvP battles. Will you fight for freedom and democracy, or will you join the dark side and embrace your inner dictator? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

ClubCraft: Where Creepers Get More Action Than Players!

action, Behavior, ClubCraft, clubs, confusion, consequences, control, CREEPERS, Etiquette, expulsion, Interpretation, kicked out, Meaning, misbehaving, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, nightlife, party culture, partying, Players, rules, social cues, sticky hands, Trouble

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2

🤣 Are you tired of getting kicked out of clubs because you can’t control your sticky hands? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your sticky hands roam free without judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of sticky hands. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden by a mischievous club owner who got tired of cleaning up after us sticky-handed players! So come on, join us and embrace your sticky-handed destiny! 🤪✨ #StickyHandsUnite

VtuberVortex: The Minecraft Server that will make you forget all about those virtual YouTubers!

Alternatives, Burnout, Community, Competition, CONTENT, Creators, disinterest, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, forget, loyalty, Minecraft, ONLINE, Preferences, Quitting, reasons, saturation, Server, social media, Technology, trends, virtual, Vtubers, VtuberVortex, Youtubers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ores Mined:	6102
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2959	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of watching Vtubers and want to dive into a world where YOU are the star? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. Join us and say goodbye to Vtubers because you’ll be too busy building your own virtual empire and fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Vtubers and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

Chaos, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, Current Extractions, download links, Edgar Family Heir, Ego, FAQs, General guide, Join, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, Official twitter, Official youtube, Pandemonium, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Wuthering Heights Butler

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you can travel through time and space in search of treasure and glory. Plus, we have upcoming extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

Babes, Beach, blocky, bros, dress code, dress policy, employee behavior, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, manager talk, meets, Minecraft, office environment, Optional, Professionalism, self-control, shorts, social etiquette, STARING, TANK, tank tops, tops, UNCOMFORTABLE, VIBES, work attire, workplace attire, workplace conduct, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Farms Harvested:	848	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Oops, I broke Minecraft

Atrocity, BROKE, crime, death, Destruction, devastation, Genocide, Grief, Guilt, Horror, Loss, mass killing, Minecraft, mourning, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Suffering, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

Blacks, CENTERED, cognitive dissonance, Colonization, colorfulcraft, colorism, darker skinned, discrimination, discussion, EURO, Euro centered, Identity, mental colonization, model minorities, Oppression, race relations, racism, SELF AWARENESS, Shades, Social Issues, society, Uncle Toms, Western, western society, Whites

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5402
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	232
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	782
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!