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ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	New Chunks Explored:	528727
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Animals Bred:	72
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	2390
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Potions Brewed:	133
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	2833	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	4304
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ores Mined:	9905	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Votes:	8878
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	881	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8942	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024