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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1128 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Blumpf’s administration is already a joke and it hasn’t even taken power yet, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.
Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit? Or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can? Our server is filled with crazy challenges, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.
Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. And if you manage to find the secret llama temple hidden deep underground, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of tacos.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the madness of Blumpf’s administration!
