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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1354 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.