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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4546 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9051 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4660 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Votes: | 9903 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!