Minecraft Prikols

Block Therapy: Saved from Depression

BLOCK, depression, SAVED, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for our server is here to save you from your deep dark depression! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood cuddle bug. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castles, farms, and roller coasters you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries!

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Zelenskyy’s Aid Minecraft Server

aid, Allies, Assistance, Biden administration, Conflict, Congress, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some help over here”? well, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, always in need of some backup! but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the military aid u could ever need! join us and be a hero, just like zelenskyy! show those creepers who’s boss with our epic weapons and armor, and maybe even start a revolution or two! who needs peace talks when u can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so come on, join us and help us defend our virtual borders, because in this server, every block counts!

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New Server IP
CraftyProtesters2023

activism, anti-fascism, civil liberties, CraftyProtesters2023, Democracy, Diversity, equality, far-right extremism, Feb. 23, general election, German, germany, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, political activism, political resistance, protest, rise of far right, social justice, solidarity, THOUSANDS

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil german far right in epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we have thousands of players protesting their rise to power by building giant pixel art middle fingers and throwing virtual eggs at their pixelated faces. join us on feb. 23 for the ultimate showdown and help us protect our blocky world from tyranny and oppression. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those far right baddies who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.

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Jagged Monster Fun | QuantumCraft

broken calculus, Calculus, derivatives, differential equations, Fun, functions, integrals, jagged, jagged function, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthroughs, mathematical concepts, mathematical discoveries, mathematical functions, mathematical history, mathematical innovations, mathematical research, mathematical revolution, mathematical theory, Mathematics, Monster, monstrous function, quanta magazine, QuantumCraft

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes ur brain hurt in a good way? well do i have the server for u! this server is like if calculus and minecraft had a baby and that baby was raised by monsters.

u know how in calculus u gotta do all them functions and stuff? well on this server, the functions are all jagged and monstrous. they’ll make u question everything u thought u knew about math and minecraft. but in a good way, of course.

imagine fighting a giant spider while trying to solve a calculus problem. or building a house out of calculus equations. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.

so if u wanna break ur brain in the best way possible, come join us on this server. just be prepared to never look at math or minecraft the same way again.

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New Server IP
Crafttomuck

active community, Application Process, building builds, Community Events, Community Growth, Crafttomuck, Create Skyblock, dedicated server, fantastic admins, friendly community, gaming district, gaming together, Modded, rotating modpacks, server lag, server rotation, shared island, shopping district, smooth gameplay, variety in gameplay

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Overview

Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! Welcome to Crafttomuck, a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods in the pack. Currently on Season 3 To The Stars!

Survival SMP

Description

Friendly build focused community on this server. Features shopping and gaming districts. Modpack can be found on Curseforge under “Crafftomuck”.

Creative

Description

Same modpack as Survival, intended for testing machines and building. Creative mode activities allowed.

Links

Website World Map

https://www.crafttomuck.com map.crafttomuck.com

Closing Statements

I am excited about the growth of our community and look forward to seeing new faces! Please read the rules and put effort into your applications. See you in-game!

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New Server IP
EmotionCrafters 1.20.5

1.20.5, bros, bus stop, Cologne, contemplate existence, crying, deserving, doomer songs, Eat, EmotionCrafters, feelings hurt, future girlfriend, girl, Hug, Job, Make It, MIRROR, morning, playing games, shower, small talk, Worthy

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of life! >Experience a world where 8/10 girls randomly hug you and boost your self-esteem! >Who needs a job when you can spend all day playing games on our server? >No need for cologne, just log in and enjoy the virtual world! >Listen to your favorite doomer songs while building epic structures! >Find virtual love and friendship with mysterious strangers just like in real life! >Regain consciousness in a world where anything is possible, even finding a future girlfriend in pixel form! >Don’t fade into nothingness, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

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RingCraft Minecraft Server

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Deception, friendship, gossip, Honesty, Infidelity, Insecurity, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, peer pressure, relationships, Ringcraft, Server, Trust, workplace drama, young love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a love triangle between T, Roy, and the pick me coworker. Who will win Roy’s heart in the end? Will T find out about the 14 karat gold ring he bought for the pick me? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pick me and her clique are plotting to take over the server with their male validation-seeking ways. Will they succeed, or will the other players band together to stop them?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer madness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world this entertaining? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
HangryCraft

baffled, Dinner, feeling, Food, HangryCraft, husband, Iata, kitchen, normal, Ordered, Ordering, person, pho.., Situation, Soup, wanted, well, without me, wondering

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a bowl of pho? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with soup-related controversies and kitchen chaos. Who needs a menu when you can order pho without asking your partner if they want anything? Dive into our world where the only rule is to always ask before ordering soup, or face the consequences of being labeled as the ultimate soup dictator. Don’t miss out on the soup drama, join us now for a soup-er good time!

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LuigiMangioneGone – Minecraft SMP

case update, Closure, cold case, community support, Disappearance, family, Friends, Hope, investigation, luigi mangione, LuigiMangioneGone, media coverage, Minecraft, missing person, Mystery, Police, questions, search, smp, speculation, theories, unsolved, whereabouts

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, there’s this dude named Luigi Mangione who used to be the king of the server, but then he disappeared mysteriously. Some say he got abducted by aliens, while others think he turned into a zombie and is roaming around the server at night.

But like, that’s not even the best part. The server is full of secret dungeons and hidden treasures that only the bravest players can find. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find all the hidden treasures, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to solve the mystery of Luigi Mangione, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard they have the best virtual pizza in town. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a crazy Minecraft journey together! #LuigiMangioneMystery #SecretUnicornDimension #PizzaParty

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New Server IP
GeniusBlockhead

cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, common beliefs, common sense, contradictions, dumb, foolishness, GeniusBlockhead, ignorance, intellectualism, intelligence, irrationality, logical fallacies, misconceptions, paradoxes, pretentiousness, rationality, Smart, sophistication, Stereotypes, stupidity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where intelligence is considered dumb! Why waste your brain power on boring stuff like redstone contraptions and efficient farming when you can join us for some chaotic fun?

Our server is home to the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant floating toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our community events – last week we had a llama race where the winner got a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie clowns while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather armor? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

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New Server IP

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Survival SMP

Creative

Links

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