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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5572 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 593 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 7505 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.