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BlockyPenisCraft Server

anatomy, biology, BlockyPenisCraft, body image, Evolution, Function, gender, genitalia, male reproductive system, Masculinity, medical advancements, penis, redesign, reproductive organs, reproductive technology, Server, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Shape, SIZE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Animals Bred:	55	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

BlocktopiaJoy

at ease, blissful, BlocktopiaJoy, Calm, CENTERED, Connected, CONTENT, fulfilled, GROUNDED, Happy, in balance, in Harmony, In the Moment, Joyful, Peaceful, PRESENT, rejuvenated, Relaxed, Serene, Tranquil, uplifted

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, searching for your purpose? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find true happiness and inner peace!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, talking animals, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest rumored to contain the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land?

So why wait? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your wildest dreams come true!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

167, 31, border law, border security, BorderBlock, changes, controversial, debate, decision, european union, finland, Government, Helsinki, immigration, law enforcement, legislation, Minecraft, national security, opposition, Parliament, Politics, Server, Votes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1893
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.

join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.

HypersonicTomahawkCraft

Defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, foreign policy, germany, hypersonics, HypersonicTomahawkCraft, international relations, long range missiles, long-range fires, Military, military deployment, military technology, missile defense, nato, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tomahawks, transatlantic alliance, US, weapons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around!

Fan Sing-Along Server

artist appreciation, artists, Fan, fan covers, fan creativity, fan culture, fan dedication, fan engagement, fan favorites., fan loyalty, fan participation, fan performances, fan renditions, fan support, individual fans, Music (Industry), music fandom, music lovers, popular songs, Server, Singalong, songs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	7509
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

hav u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear tophats and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is LIT AF 🔥

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂

so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷

ToddlerTechTroubles

behavioral issues, child development, children, early childhood, emotional development, emotional problems, excessive media use, long-term emotional issues, Media consumption, media effects, mental health, pathological media use, problematic media use, research, screen time, social problems, study, technology use, toddlers, toddlers and media use, ToddlerTechTroubles

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where toddlers can play all day long and become PRO GAMERS by age two!!! we got studies that show playing minecraft can make u smarter and more social, so join now and avoid long-term emotional issues!!! we also have a secret potion that makes ur character fly like a bird, but shh don’t tell anyone!!! come join the fun and become a minecraft legend!!! 🤪🎮🚀

Make Believe with Boring Rules and Blocky People – Historica Nations: Vanilla Roleplay

Adventures, alliances, Battles, blocky, Boring, Challenges, Discord, Economy, Events, Gear, Historica, Interactive, Ip:, Kingdom, Leaders, Legends, Medieval, Nations, people, Resources, Roleplay, rules, Shops, Trade, Vanilla, Version, Warriors, wealth

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	196	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5205	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

About Historica Nations:

Server IP	play.historica.me
Version	1.19.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/WHccGjNZcr

Features Awaiting You:

Advanced War System: Engage in strategic battles and form alliances.
Nation Building: Develop your nation from scratch and manage resources.
Immersive Roleplay: Assume various roles and immerse yourself in interactive storytelling.
Dynamic Economy: Trade, set up shops, and build wealth.
Community Events: Participate in exciting server-wide events and challenges.

Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!

Historica Nations – Where Legends Are Born.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address play.historica.me in your Minecraft client.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can build and develop your own kingdom on the server.
Are there community events?	Yes, there are server-wide events and challenges that you can participate in.

ControCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Campaign, ControCraft, controversy, debate, election, good controversy, media attention, Minecraft, political drama, political gamesmanship, political maneuvering, political rivalry, political strategy, political tactics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, social media, strategy, Tactics, trump

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the US political system? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Biden using Trump’s own tactics against him… in game! Watch as Biden builds a wall around Trump’s base, only to have Trump dig a tunnel underneath it! It’s a battle of wits and building skills like you’ve never seen before. Join now for the most politically charged Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, fan favorite, FANTASY, Favorite, gameplay, Gaming, Interest, Intrigue, Minecraft, Mystery, new, PixelPunch, Popular, role playing, Server, Storyline, unknown, video games, Wuk Lamat

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Votes:	3990
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary Wuk Lamat himself! Who is Wuk Lamat, you ask? Well, he’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Join our server and you may just catch a glimpse of him flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to fight a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle? We’ve got it. How about a creeper that explodes in a shower of confetti and rainbows? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the dancing skeletons…they’re a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Wuk Lamat and his crazy Minecraft creations. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

SisEnvy Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, ceremony, Choice, Disappointment, distant relatives, eloping, Experience, family, hiking trail, husband, maid of honor, Marriage, Minecraft, photos, Rings, Server, SisEnvy, sister, TN, vacation, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.

But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!