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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4484
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Players Killed by Monsters: 6057
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6551
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ores Mined: 9425
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2297
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Emeralds Found: 1484
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Farms Harvested: 643 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4574
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Crops Grown: 4871 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8821
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 102 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 4643
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3443
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 453 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5937

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7954
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Votes: 4897
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 222
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7882
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    New Minecraft Server
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