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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4551 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!
