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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	73
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Buildings Constructed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	973	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	996	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8153	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3366
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	132	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!