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BugCraft Minecraft Server

Bites, bug, BugCraft, creepy, creepy crawly, encounter, entomologist, entomology, entomophobia, exterminator, fear, gross, infestation, insect, Minecraft, Nightmare, Pest Control, Phobia, Server, stings, Story, WORST

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9260	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Items Found:	3029	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	4495
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of being terrorized by bugs and insects in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, bugs and insects are your loyal companions! That’s right, instead of running away from creepy crawlies, you’ll be teaming up with them to conquer the virtual world. Join us for a bug-tastic adventure like no other! Who needs a pet dog when you can have a pet spider riding on your shoulder? So come on, join our server and let the insect revolution begin!

CraftyNostalgia

changing interests, childhood favorites, CraftyNostalgia, evolving tastes, forgotten passions, former hobbies, former obsessions, hobbies, interests, letting go, lifestyle changes, moving on, Nostalgia, old habits, past loves, past passions, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, shifting priorities

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6414	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1402
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3946	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mines Excavated:	4637
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	116	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!