| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1002 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2905 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
– Our server is like a boilerplate tragedy, but with a twist! You’ll experience super digestible themes that even a potato could understand. – Ever wanted to be a regular player who ends up being special? Well, on our server, you can! Just like David, who thought he wasn’t special but turns out he was all along. Mind-blowing, right? – Explore the mysteries of the moon tickets and the Sandevistan! Who cares about the cost of tickets or the risks of turning into a cyberpsycho when you can have a nice apartment instead? Priorities, right? – Join us for a 5.5/10 anime experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and wondering if you’ve been baited into a whole new level of craziness.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be mind-blown by the absurdity that awaits you!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2959 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
But be warned, drinking too much fireball potion may cause you to tear up from the sheer awesomeness of our server. And don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the buzz – in fact, you might even start seeing creepers doing the Macarena. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a fiery adventure like no other!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4977 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9755 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 242 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.
so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9026 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4073 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).
so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4988 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!
Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!
