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FungiCraft Network

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

We are your best option to have fun in Minecraft for any version of Java and Bedrock, we have modalities such as FullPvP, BoxPvP, Survival and more. enter now! WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU!

mc.fungicraft.net

AlphaMine

Earth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Void Armor Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

AlphaMine is a geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. Form your own city, join a nation and conquer the Earth.

What is the IP address of AlphaMine? The IP to join AlphaMine is play.alphamine.fun

play.alphamine.fun

new genesis legacy

Anarchy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

ZOO DEL CENTRO x NEW GENESIS LEGACY – New projects constantly and quite a lot of activity -Lots of entertainment -We have a BEDROCK Realm -Premium and non-premium Java server with just over 100 mods for 1.12.2 -WE OFFER A SERVICE TO BUY MINECRAFT JAVA AND BEDROCK FOR COMPUTER AT 250 MEXICAN PESOS, THE STEPS WILL BE EXPLAINED TO YOU AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THE *ORIGINAL* GAME (If you are interested, send a DM to Jakob, this same profile) -Active admins -You can: Steal, kill, Raid etc… -Authorroles on Discord -More than 100 people on Discord Link de Discord:https://discord.gg/fDQJyk9uHK Facebook Group Link: https://www.facebook.com/groups/200015156415959/?ref=share

149.56.200.114

CraigCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	660
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

CraigCraft Skyblock. CraigCraft Skyblock focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. We offer a varity of gamemodes that are classic and have their own twist to them. We offer FREE ranks!!. Join today to see what the hype is all about! IP: craigcraft.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/fadecl

31.214.161.8:25966

FG SMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29

SMP like Dream SMP like Antfrost, Awesamdude, BadBoyHalo, Callahan, CaptainPuffy, ConnorEatsPants, Dream, Eret, Eryn, Foolish Gamers, Fundy, GeorgeNotFound, HBomb94, ItsAlyssa, JackManifoldTV, Jschlatt, Karl Jacobs, LazarBeam, Nihachu, Ph1LzA, Ponk, Punz, Purpled, Quackity, Ranboo, Sapnap, Skeppy, Slimecicle, Technoblade, TommyInnit, Tubbo, Vikkstar123, and Wilbur Soot. Or like Hermitcraft with BdoubleO100 Cubfan135, Docm77, EthosLab, FalseSymmetry, GeminiTay, GoodTimesWithScar, Grian, iJevin, ImpulseSV, Iskall85, JoeHills, Keralis, MumboJumbo, PearlescentMoon, Rendog, TangoTek, VintageBeef, xBCrafted, Xisumavoid, Zedaph, and ZombieCleo. Or like QSMP with BadBoyHalo, DanTDM, FitMC, Foolish Gamers, Jaiden Animations, Nihachu, Ph1lzA, Slimecicle, Tubbo, Wilbur Soot, and Quakity. Or like Empires SMP with Smajor, FalseSymmetry, fWhip, GeminiTay, Joey Graciffa, Katherine Elizabeth, LDShadowLady, Mythical Sausage, Orion Sound, PearlescentMoon, Pixlriffs, Shubble, Smallishbean, and Solidarity.

135.148.67.244

Lumia Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7349

A Minecraft server where you can build anything and meet other players without getting your items stolen.

play.lumia.lol:25580

HyMine

LifeSteal, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the HyMine server! HyMine is a place where you can experience incredible fun in the Minecraft world. Our community is full of passion for the game and our mini-games offer you endless hours of fun.

Lifesteal: Walk through our unique Lifesteal minigame where you have to fight to survive. Fight in exciting battles and gain lives by killing opponents!

Oneblock: Test your survival skills in our Oneblock game. You start with a single block and have to mine and progress to get better weapons and equipment.

Events: In addition to our minigames, we also organize fun events on our event server. These events are packed with action and entertainment that will never tire of you.

play.hymine.eu

OPsidian

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Spanish-speaking Network with Survival Mode and BoxPvP (more modes coming soon). Valid for versions from 1.16.5 to the most current. Java and Bedrock.

play.opsidian.net

Voxility Network

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to Voxilty Network! We have skyblock, prisons, gens, and are making more gamemodes as we speak!

play.voxilitynw.com

Amethyst Hard Core

Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Lobby PVP, enhanced by custom enchants and plugins, transforms ordinary battles into epic showdowns. These unique modifications add thrilling twists to the gameplay, creating an electrifying environment where strategy and skill converge. Whether it’s wielding enchanted weapons or utilizing special abilities, players engage in exhilarating combat like never before. In Hardcore mode, every move is a high-stakes gamble. A single death results in a punishing one-day ban. This unforgiving challenge intensifies gameplay, forcing players to tread carefully, plan meticulously, and savor each heart-pounding moment in the quest for survival.

play.amethyst-hardcore.net