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Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, feminism, ideal female body, media representation, Minecraft, perfect, Perfection, PIXEL, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Server, societal expectations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the ideal female body – in block form! Our pixelated ladies have the perfect square shape, with curves in all the right places (thanks to some creative block placement). Join us to marvel at the beauty of our virtual vixens and maybe even build your own ideal female body out of blocks. Who needs real life when you can have the perfect body in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Latino Struggles English Easy Jews Arabs Minecraft SMP

arabic, Arabs, Cultural differences, EASY, English, hebrew, Jews, language acquisition, language barriers, language comprehension, language development, language differences, language difficulties, language learning, language proficiency, language similarities, language skills, Latino, Latinos, linguistic challenges, Minecraft, smp, Spanish, Struggles

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Star Shards Collected:	225	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about language and culture.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Latino players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game that transported them to a world where English was the only language spoken. Despite their initial confusion, they quickly adapted and became fluent in the language, much to the amazement of the Jews and Arabs who had been struggling to communicate with each other for years.

But that’s not all! In this wacky world, anything is possible. You might find yourself embroiled in a heated debate about the origins of language one minute, only to be challenged to a dance-off by a group of friendly zombies the next. And who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true power of language and communication.

So come join us on this absurd adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the language barrier and emerge victorious in the most bizarre Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

DMMORPG Survival

400 quests, auction house, Custom Items, Economy, Furniture, health bar, Jobs, lands claiming, leveled mobs, mmorpg, Npcs, Parkour, player content, Player Ranks, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, PVP zones, Quests, RPG, skills system, Survival, Vaults, Vehicles, weapons, world selector

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5459	Towns Built:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	9269
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to the AvalonCS Minecraft DMMORPG Survival Server!

Dive into a world full of adventure, challenges, and endless possibilities. Our Minecraft server offers a truly immersive experience with unique features to keep you hooked. From custom quests and NPCs to player ranks and custom items, there’s something for everyone!

Key Features: RPG Experience: 8 characters, custom missions, and dialogues! Custom Ranks: free player ranks with exclusive perks. Rank Up System: Complete tasks to level up and unlock new perks! Custom Mechanics: New health bar, world selector, jobs & skills system, and over 400 quests to complete! Custom Items: 500+ new items, including vehicles, furniture, and weapons. Player Content: Auction house, player warps, vaults, and lands claiming! PvP Zones & Leveled Mobs: Battle players and stronger mobs for rewards!

IP: play.avalonia.sk:25588 Join today for the DMMORPG survival experience!

51.195.61.238:25588

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

al, Anime, comedy, Emilia, fan theory, FANTASY, fraud, humor, isekai, jobbing, light novel, lmao, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, prediction, RAM, rem, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Star Shards Collected:	108	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where all players must dress up as llamas and participate in a hilarious llama race around the map! And if you lose, you have to do the llama dance in front of everyone while shouting “I am a majestic llama warrior!” Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. The catch? You have to do the floss dance while wearing a chicken costume. Winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Potato Gods themselves. Just be prepared to face off against evil potato monsters and navigate through a maze of potato traps.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you don’t have a sense of humor, this server is not for you.

Minecraft SMP: /tesg/ ~ The Ender Scrolls General

character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, elder scrolls, Elder Thread, Ender, FAQs, gear list, general, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, pre-AE USSEP patches, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, smp, Social, starting modlist, Stories, tesg, treasure trove, Waifulation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	4576	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our patch notes are longer than the Great Wall of China.

Join us for a wild ride through the land of Skyrim, where dragons roam free and the NPCs have more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from all the questing and looting? Check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for some Weekend Lore General shenanigans, or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun (don’t worry, it’s all SFW…mostly).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, dive into our comprehensive combat mod list and gear up with our gear list for gear people. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get when you come face to face with our mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Elder Thread, here we come! 🐉🗡️🔮 #SkyrimSMP #MinecraftMadness

TemplosCraft

battle pass, battle royale, Bosses, Clans, Crafts, Creative, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Furniture, Generators, Hardcore, Jobs, Missions, Mounts, Parkour, Pets, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, RPG, Skills, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Love Letters Sent:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	179	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Discover a complete Survival RPG experience with a ranking system and a vibrant economy! On our server, you can evolve your skills, explore challenging bosses, face mysterious dungeons and complete epic missions.

Game Modes and Exclusive Features We offer unique resources, such as jobs, pets and mounts, as well as clans to unite players. Customize your journey with new crafts, spawners, generators and furniture that make the gameplay unique. Participate in daily events like battle royale and battle pass, or challenge other players in PvP!

Community and Support Our friendly community is always ready to help! Join our Discord channels, follow our social media (YouTube, Instagram, TikTok) and visit our Wiki for complete guides and tutorials. For farming and crafting enthusiasts, the server offers new farming possibilities and exclusive textures that enrich the gaming experience.

Join now for a unique experience!

mc.temploscraft.com

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friendly staff, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Marriage, Mini Games, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5471
Love Letters Sent:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mob.TexRich.ru

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

adult content, adult content ban, adult content censorship, adult content control, adult content guidelines, adult content policy, adult content regulation, adult content restrictions, adult entertainment, adult industry, adult material, adult videos, adult websites, ban all porn, blocky, explicit content, Fun, Loli, Minecraft, no more adult porn, pornography, Server, shota

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that ban all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all adult porn but have decided to make an exception for loli and shota porn! Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and breaking the rules in the most outrageous ways possible.

Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated monuments to our favorite loli and shota characters, engage in epic battles with giant anime monsters, and embark on quests to collect the rarest hentai items in the game. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner lolicon or shotacon run wild in a world where anything goes (except for boring adult porn, of course). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Opiates vs Benzos Minecraft SMP

Beer, benzos, brain function, Central nervous system depressants, cognitive impairment, detrimental effects, IQ loss, liver damage, Minecraft, opiates, Organ strain, oxycontin, recreational use, Respiratory depression, smp, substance abuse, Substance comparison, substance danger, Substance harm, Substance impact, Substance toxicity, Xanax

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! Forget about worrying about IQ loss and organ strain from drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and choose between the Opiate Gang or the Benzo Bros as you embark on quests to find the rarest loot and conquer the most challenging dungeons. Who needs a 6 pack of beer when you can chug a potion of strength and take on a horde of creepers like a boss?

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only high you’ll be chasing is the adrenaline rush of surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

StrokeMc

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Skyblock Minigames Creative Factions Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Parkour Prison Skywars Bedwars HCF Towny KitPvP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Nice server be active and nice even good player not haresh and friends are nice and friendly server start play from today

launch6o7p.creepercloud.io:26369