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SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma

bio mom, blended family, Communication, consequences, custody, Dads, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, discipline, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, home environment, Jail, letting go, parenting, reconciliation, room makeover, sibling relationships, Son, SpawnRoomSwap, teenage rebellion, tick tock, Tough Decisions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!

With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?

RageCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, Angry, apologies, calming techniques, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Confrontation, de-escalation, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, hurtful words, inappropriate responses, insensitive comments, Minecraft, Ragecraft, relationships, self-control, Server, tactless remarks, triggering phrases, worst thing to say

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	6042
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4396	Enchantments Applied:	289
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you feeling a little salty? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up rage in a virtual world where you can blow things up without consequences! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner Hulk and smash, build, and dominate to your heart’s content.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Anger Management Arena” where players can duke it out in epic PvP battles to release their frustrations. Trust us, nothing feels better than taking down your opponent with a diamond sword after a long day of dealing with annoying villagers and creepers.

And if you’re still feeling a bit heated, we have a “Rage Quit Room” where you can vent your frustrations by smashing blocks and setting off TNT explosions. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let off some steam in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who needs anger management classes when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in? Let the madness begin!

SkinnyCraft: How U Lose Weight?

Before and after, Calorie Counting, determination, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, LOSE, LOSE WEIGHT, meal planning, motivation, portion control, self-discipline, SkinnyCraft, success stories, tips for losing weight, weight, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss transformation, workout routine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape the zombie hordes that you’ll shed those pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword!” Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about those pesky cravings for junk food. Who needs pizza when you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples? Trust us, your waistline will thank you.

BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Farms Harvested:	685	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

biodiversity conservation, carbon sequestration, conservation biology, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological value, Ecosystem Services, environmental sustainability, forest conservation, forest degradation, forest ecology, forest management, Forest preservation, forest regeneration, forest restoration, habitat restoration, Logged forests, sustainable forestry practices, sustainable logging, timber harvesting, wildlife protection, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Votes:	6672	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	1304	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	287
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

agdg, agdg demo day 57, agdg demo day 58, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyDev, Demo Days, gmi addition, handbrake, helpful links, installgentoo, obsproject, screentogif, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, banter, blocky, controversial discussions, controversial topics, explicit content, explicit discussions, Faggots, fetish communities, internet forums, long tail, Minecraft, nsfw content, offensive content, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online etiquette, post more, scat, Server, shock value, taboo subjects, Threads

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Votes:	179
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!