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OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mines Excavated:	1885
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

acceptance, Community, Diverse, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, love is love, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pride, safe space, Server, virtual

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7025	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ores Mined:	5241
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

30, affordable decor, affordable design, affordable waiting room, budget decor, budget design, budget waiting room, comfortable decor, comfortable waiting room, Minecraft, modern decor, modern waiting room, smp, stylish decor, stylish waiting room, unique decor, unique waiting room, waiting room, WTF, WTFWT, WTFWT decor, WTFWT design, WTFWT waiting room

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3069
Towns Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dimension Hops:	5
Ores Mined:	2091	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3371	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!