minecraft painutz – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Down Under Minecraft Server

aussie lifestyle, Australians, BBQs, Beach, christmas, Coastal Living, down under, family time, Festive, holiday, Minecraft, outdoor fun, Relaxation, sand, Server, southern hemisphere, ßürf, Summer, Sun, sunny days, vacation, warm weather

Oi mate, forget about hitting the beach, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why waste time getting sunburned when you can be building epic sandcastles in the virtual world?

Our server is so lit, even the kangaroos are hopping on to play. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a boomerang at, and our creepers are so friendly they’ll explode with joy when they see you.

Join us for a ripper time full of adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Vegemite sandwiches. So grab your pickaxe and your best Aussie accent, because this server is dinkum bonza, mate!

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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

50th wedding anniversary, BabyBlock, extended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family trip, family vacation, financial concerns, giving birth, Grandparents, honoring commitments, last vacation, maternity leave, Minecraft, mixed opinions, new baby, older grandparents, postpartum travel, Server, travel plans, travel restrictions, travel with baby

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

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NoPicsNoVisitsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Distance, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family, favoritism, Frustration, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Jealousy, Kids, neglect, NoPicsNoVisitsMC, parenting, rejection, relationships, Resentment

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

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PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, baking bread, family time, Lockdown, mask wearing, mental health, Minecraft, new hobbies, Nostalgia, online shopping, outdoor walks, pandemic life, PandemicNostalgia, Quarantine, remote work, self reflection, silver linings, slowing down, smp, social distancing, staying home, virtual events, virtual happy hours

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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HappyMinerCraft

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When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

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CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

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RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

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