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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4355 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 323 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.