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Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ores Mined:	5731	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Enchantments Applied:	265	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Votes:	3152
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9079
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
New Chunks Explored:	810514	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	745
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!