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The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1012
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

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CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Buildings Constructed:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crops Grown:	2419	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	7821	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8792
Magic Items Found:	4767	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	80	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!