Simple Community SMP for everyone over the age of 15, the server is just opened and is for english speaking players.
85.202.160.148:2299
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual bathroom and never have to worry about scrubbing stranger shit out of it. Our server offers a safe and sanitary environment for all players, no matter how urgent their bathroom needs may be.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Say goodbye to awkward encounters with pushy old ladies and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about sharing your toilet with strangers ever again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back.
We promise not to badger you about family vacations or babies, because let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress in a virtual world? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Forget about dropping babies in safe haven drop boxes, here you can drop blocks and create your own virtual paradise. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some crazy adventures together!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join us in epic battles against rival factions and witness the power of an army of clucking warriors.
So come join us on our server and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that can only happen in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring a bucket of water to save yourself from falling into that lava pit).
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and epic loot that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro. From building towering castles to battling dragons in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens – are you up for the challenge?
So if you’re ready to dive back into the world of Minecraft and create memories that will last a lifetime, then join us on our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.