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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7900 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!