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Tipsy Pixel Party

Acute, alcohol, Appetite, binge drinking, biology, Consumption, Decreases, Drinking, effects, Endocrine System, GLP-1, health, hormones, metabolism, nutrition, Party, physiology, PIXEL, research, satiation signal, Science, study, tipsy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

Analysis, Audience, branding, Content Creator, digital presence, ENGAGEMENT, favorite tags, Feedback, Followers, Hashtags, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Popular, Server, social media, strategy, TagTastic, Thoughts, trending, Twisty, Twistys

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	153	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

emergency, EvacuateMiltonMC, evacuation, evacuation plan, evacuation process, Florida, Florida residents, Florida weather., hurricane evacuation, Hurricane Milton, hurricane preparedness, hurricane response, hurricane season, hurricane updates, natural disaster, Preparation, Safety, Shelter, Situation, smp, Storm, weather

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6428
Mines Excavated:	2049	Players Killed by Monsters:	7057
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6248	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	8284	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2264	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!