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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2361 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.