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Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Enchantments Applied:	283	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	4368

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	409	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Items Found:	1772

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?