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LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	2750
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2989	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8175
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

BlockyBandits, brutality, charity funds, Conflict, crime, extremism, gaza, Gazan mother, Hamas, Hamas terrorists, injustice, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Palestinian, Raiding, Terrorism, terrorists, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!