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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Towns Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1549
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3989
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2526
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	288	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3542	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	854
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Potions Brewed:	136	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!