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Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	3347
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	142	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	10000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Dragons Tamed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2843
Dragon Eggs Found:	5415	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7187
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3032	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!