We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like Trump’s Twitter feed!
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😂 But be warned, handing out bonuses and performance reviews may lead to unexpected consequences, like ripped-up checks, emotional outbursts, and threats of resignation. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that even Minecraft can’t compete with! 💥
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Picture this: you’re flying high in the sky on a pixelated plane, ready to drop off your SO’s parents in Australia. But oh no, they expect you to pick them up when they return! Will you sacrifice your gig ticket for the greater good, or will you make them take the Minecraft train back home?
Get ready for some intense drama and heated arguments as you navigate through this virtual world. Who will be crowned the ultimate Minecraft airport chauffeur? Join now and find out!
