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BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	418
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

PastaFighters Minecraft Server

Conflict, CONVICTED, crime, criminal, European, extradition, foreign fighter, International, Italian, Justice, Minecraft, murderer, News, paedophile, PastaFighters, Prison, russia, scandal, Server, Soldier, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can team up with convicted italian murderers and paedophiles who are fighting for russia in ukraine? well, do we have the server for u! join us for some chaotic fun as we build, mine, and cause mayhem with our unlikely allies. who knows, maybe u’ll even learn a thing or two about survival from these hardened criminals. so come on down and join the insanity, we promise it’ll be a killer time!

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

Copper Crafters Guild

$1.9 million, arizona, Bacteria, College of Medicine, Copper, Crafters, grant, guild, HARMFUL, harness, health, kill, Medical, microorganisms, Mysteries, National Institutes of Health, research, Researcher, Science, study, tucson, Uncovering, University of Arizona

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of COPPER to defeat all the evil bacteria and microorganisms!!! 🦠💥

our fearless leader, Dr. Steve, discovered a secret potion that turns copper into a deadly weapon against all the gross germs in the world. now we’re on a quest to rid minecraft of all the icky stuff that makes you sick 😷

join us and become a copper crusader, fighting alongside Dr. Steve to save the world, one pixelated germ at a time. plus, we have epic battles, crazy challenges, and a secret underground lab where we cook up our magical potions 🧪🔬

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and help us save minecraft from the microscopic menace! 💪🔥 #CopperCrusadersUnite

Epic Adventure Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, Epic, film analysis, film critique, film evaluation, film rating, film recommendation, is it bad, is it good, Is it Worth It?, is it worth the hype, is it worth the money, is it worth the watch, movie assessment, movie opinion, movie review, movie suggestion, Quest, should I see it, should I watch, watch or skip, worth the time, worth watching

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	8986	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	1705	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Bro, let me tell you, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.

We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BirthdayBashMC Server

Birthday, BirthdayBashMC, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, commitments, Communication, compromise, compromises, emotions, family, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, misunderstandings, Opinions, Plans, relationships, Scheduling, Server, Siblings, sister, weekends

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating birthdays on the exact date? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthday celebrations that are always on point.

We promise to never forget your special day, just like how we never forget to mine diamonds. Our community is full of players who understand the significance of celebrating birthdays as close to the date as possible. Plus, we have epic family hikes in-game that will make your birthday celebrations unforgettable.

Don’t be like the OP’s little sister, who got upset when her family couldn’t celebrate on the exact date. Join our server and never worry about missing out on a birthday celebration again. We even have special events and surprises planned for your big day.

So come on over and join us for a birthday bash like no other. Who needs real-life plans when you can party it up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make your birthday the talk of the server!

CraftyQueerHousemates

acceptance, anger, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Conflict, conventional attractiveness, CraftyQueerHousemates, friendship, Gay, LGBTQ, norms, open environment, personal issues, personal space, Respect, roommate dynamics, roommates, Self Discovery, Sexuality, Straight.., Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as open and boundary-pushing as my roommates? Look no further! Join our server where we never lock the doors to the virtual bathroom – pee while someone’s showering, brush your teeth while someone’s taking a virtual dump, it’s all fair game!

Our community is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re rooming with Tom and Jerry themselves. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a virtual underwear party with your fellow players – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – we also have drama hotter than a lava pit. Join in on the action as players grapple with their sexuality, come out to their virtual roommates, and deal with accusations of secretly lusting after their pixelated pals. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come join our server today and experience the wildest, most boundary-pushing Minecraft community out there. Who needs real-life roommates when you have us?

CraftyLuxeMC

affluence, comfort, convenience, CraftyLuxeMC, excess, Exclusivity, extravagance, high end, indulgence, lavishness, leisure, luxury, opulence, pampering, Premium, Privilege, Rarity, sophistication, Splurge, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all that and more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even turn dirt blocks into stacks of emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, military conflict, military offensive, Minecraft, political tension, Russian intervention, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, war claims

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crops Grown:	7296
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our minecraft server because we have more explosions than ukraine’s largest attack of war so far, kyiv claims! our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on steroids! build your own empire and conquer other players with our epic weapons and armor! trust us, you won’t find a more intense and chaotic server out there! plus, our community is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CableCraft: Russian Ship Edition

Asia-Pacific, CableCraft, cargo ship, Communication, Cyber Security, Defense, Edition, Espionage, Geopolitics, international waters, loitering, Maritime, Military, Monitoring, Naval, Russian, SECURITY, Ship, Surveillance, suspicious activity, taiwan, Technology, undersea cables

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian cargo ships loitering above undersea cables near taiwan for weeks! why, you ask? because we have secret treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by russian sailors with a love for blocky building! join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea while dodging russian spies and their sneaky tactics! who knows what you’ll find down there, maybe even a lost civilization of underwater villagers who speak in dolphin language! so grab your pickaxe and dive into the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!