minecraft multiplayer modded survival Minecraft Servers

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Votes:	4382	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9834
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4392	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	377308
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	918
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3709	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8424	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Divine Spears Created:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!