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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5326 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5513 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.
So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!