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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4969 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting – without the stress of family dynamics getting in the way. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re planning your 4th virtual baby or just looking to escape the real world for a bit.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually help you conceive in-game! Who needs a flat pelvic arch when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on over and join us for some fun – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama in real life is way harder than surviving a creeper attack in Minecraft.