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Players: |
108/600 |
Votes: |
9704 |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
1 |
Crops Grown: |
4405 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
11 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
11 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
16 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: |
10 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
28 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
6 |

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.