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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 342 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)