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Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6805	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Emeralds Found:	3222	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9378
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Votes:	9606	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	8964
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5553	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!