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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2888 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 337 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
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